Joey Slap

The act of a male forcefully slapping a woman in the face with his d#ck. Derived from the mating rituals of wild Kangaroos.
Bob wanted to show Alyssa who's boss and gave 'er the old Joey Slap right in the yapper!
by Bob Kiss September 13, 2006
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Jimmy slap

v.
1: The act slapping someone with ones flaccid penis; usually, though not always across the face. The optimal jimmy slap leaves a damp, phallic shaped mark where the phallus made contact with its victim, though this is not mandatory.
Alex passed out at the party so John jimmy slapped him and took a Polaroid.
by Tristram S September 11, 2004
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slap the board

Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.
A mad lad was forced to play slap the board and lost.
by kaspear February 10, 2019
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Marshall Slap

In the tv show "How I Met Your Mother" Barny lost a bet to Marshall, which resulted in Marshall getting to slap barny. Marshall's slaps are delivered with such force, that it has earnt itself a new ranking on the "How hard" scale.
Hey Tristan", "What?", "Marshall Slap!", "Oh Fuck"
by Rocky_ZL January 17, 2011
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Nun Slapped

When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.
I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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clap slap

When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.
Shit... If that kitchen bitch keeps flappin’ her gums, Imma clap slap dat hoe.
by B-rizzle Leeroy November 28, 2019
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Taffy Slapped

to be slapped in the face with a flaccid penis
"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."
by manitoo137 September 27, 2011
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