salty season

The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.

Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...

by CremeDeLaMeme April 29, 2022

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Ramos

When an individual in a relationship goes out and has anal sex different partner only to return back to his significant other, without washing his dick, to get a blowjob .. she has no idea!!

Randy came back from the club and gave his wife a salty ramos

by RDTV75 November 22, 2011

salty meatball

When a guy soaks his dick in tomato sauce and then jizzes in a girls mouth

We wanted to spice up our sex life so I covered my dick with some special sauce and gave my girl a salty meatball

by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 15, 2013

sounding salty

When the tone of your voice inadvertently comes across in a harsh and/or offensive manner.

Jeremy said to ABY "Maybe you can get something done around the house for once"

ABY says "sounding salty mi otro"

by lunchboxninethousand March 27, 2015

Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.

If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"

by Babs lover January 28, 2008

Salty Starfish

An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.

Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.

Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020