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10 Seconds

The amount of time it takes Daniel Tosh to blow a load in his boyfriend, Fernando.
Daniel: "It only took me 10 seconds!"
Fernando: "Si, mi vuelta!" (Yes, my turn!)
Daniel: "You better not let me down or I'll go down to the Home Depot and find another hispanic sex slave!"
by El Perrito Grande August 26, 2011
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second feeding

Dinner after dinner. The second round of eating following the feast on Thanksgiving Day.
We could go watch a movie and be back here right about time for the second feeding.
by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001
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second skin

Something you call your best mate defining brotherhood.
Dude, lay off ,he's my second skin, you mess with him you mess with me.
by Cilver Lynx May 18, 2018
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Stealing Second

Hitting on a girl and grabbing her boobs before you kiss her.
Stealing Second -

Dude I totally stole second with Kate last night!
by Mr. Groper January 18, 2015
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2 Seconds

The code you use so as not to get caught when you see a really hot girl and need to alert your buddy.
2 seconds...
Ah yeah, thanks for the heads up, man, she’s awesome!
by Staifreak June 22, 2018
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Second story

The act of shitting in the water tank of a toilet
Johnny was pissed off at Scotty so to get even with him he gave him a second story so he could smell/find it later
by Black11SS December 20, 2013
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Second Life

The key and final element to the prophecies of the end of the world.

Following the arrival on earth of the Antichrist, an evil political, military leader (The election of George W. Bush) came the Tribulation, a seven year interval of great suffering and death (The war in Iraq). Undoubtedly connected to this chain of events came the horrendous natural disasters of Hurricane Katrina and the breaking of the levees of New Orleans in 2005 and the winter storm of 2006. Now we sit on the horizon of the The war of Armageddon - a massive battle in Israel as Ahmadinejad sets his sights on the elimination of the state of Israel.

As it has been foretold, it is happening now!!!!

Nerds have begun to escape this world. This sick, sad, and pathetic world of confusion, hate, and turmoil. They have found their sanctuary online, in cyber-space; the cyber-gate to HEAVEN! Together, they build and prepare the New World for the second coming of Jesus Christ as He would want it. Full of trannies, casinos, fat people talking dirty to eachother, and everybody flying around being gay. The second coming of Christ marks The Rapture - where Nerds who have been born again will rise into the sky towards Jesus.

Sign up while you still can... OR BE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!
Normal Person: Hey... look Dave... I'm only telling you this because I'm concerned for you. I think you need to quit the Second Life and pay a little more attention to your wife and kids. She told me in confidence that she's thinking about leaving you...

Dave: I HAVE BEEN SAVED!!!!!!!!!!! AS SHE SHUNS ME SHE HATH SO SHUNNED THE MYSTERIOUS WORKINGS OF GOD AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST!!!!

Normal Person: Dude... Get some help. Please.
by JimChach January 6, 2009
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