goon scrap

An altercation of many goons over a dumb ting

I was at the duke's crib till some beans wanted to start a goon scrap.

by Beanazzzz June 14, 2017

Goon gobbler

1. A prostitute known for giving blowjobs in exchange for one to two bags of crack cocaine.

We picked up a goon gobbler on Broadway last night, she was a two bagger.

by Damius Muse August 10, 2021

goon wank

A bloody wanker of course! Who also has goon-like qualities. See goonler, goonition, and goondued.

Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.

Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!

by Goondued November 7, 2011

goon squad

5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear

5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole

by Mrs P August 2, 2007

goon

A person without any athletic skill or coordination whatsoever. Who is way bigger than you and uses this advantage to beat you in sports/life anyway.

Alex: Ryan is such a goon.
Grason: Yeah, he has no skill but his massive size makes him own us in every game.
Alex: Yeah, let's go remind he that he is a goon.

by Grason B. April 9, 2006

Goon Crown

When the box of a used cheap cask wine is put over ones head to signify that they are the King of the Goon.

Bazza: Checkout Maisy, he's wearing the goon crown, he must have finished the coolabah.

by BillySmokin March 4, 2009

Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007