clutch

Men(gay) language for “have my kids”

person a: yo, i can clutch in ur mouth

person b: well yes ofc anytime!

by loonaqueenofrap July 19, 2023

Clutch

Tristan Fielder

That shot against McKinney was so clutch

by imneverwrong00000 February 8, 2022

stripper clutch

the act of a stripper picking up money with her pussy or ass cheeks

Rob was planning on being an asshole and picking up the money again to make it rain but misty went down and got it in her stripper clutch.

by kwaw January 22, 2014

Clutch Buddies

Two people who will always cover for each other in a situation.

Daequan was in the club last night cheating on his girlfriend, but Daqwavian covered for him with Daequan girlfriend. Daequan and Daquavian are Clutch Buddies.

by clutchbuddy February 9, 2018

Clutch

When you and your active guild mates die in a guild battle, and the CPUs manage to win the match at the very last moment you think you’re fucked.

I’m going on urban dictionary to change the definition of Clutch

by Gvcd May 16, 2018

Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

Pop the Clutch

When a male is peeing while standing, realizes that he has to poop, and transitions to a sitting position to finish off the job before flushing

"Hang on bro, I'll be a few minutes longer. Thought I just had to pee, but going to pop the clutch."
"Aiight bro. Just spray something in there."

by TheTiger1889 February 15, 2021