After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
Get the Bend Turnaroundmug. The backcountry bend over is the act of going off into the backcountry of a mountain while snowboarding or skiing and having sex, bent over a trim trunk. Could also be substituted with against a tree, if a tree is not laying across the ground.
"My girlfriend and I made up a new sex position while we were on a snowboarding trip. It's called the backcountry bend over."
by Tricounty18 January 27, 2016
Get the Backcountry bend overmug. by MontM July 17, 2024
Get the bend thrumug. by LovelyJo January 8, 2023
Get the Bend yardmug. 10 year guitarist: *plays 400 bpm monster solo*
1 year guitarist: Ok, but can you Rake Bend?
10 year guitarist: I have no idea what that is
1 year guitarist:* Rake Bends* Get learnt
1 year guitarist: Ok, but can you Rake Bend?
10 year guitarist: I have no idea what that is
1 year guitarist:* Rake Bends* Get learnt
by FamousPoet January 20, 2020
Get the Rake Bendmug. A form of anal sexual pleasure specific to people who have a very large penis when half-hard. This act involves edging oneself almost to sexual completion, then waiting till the penis softens up to a point where its hard and virile enough to ejaculate, then bending it into the anus, therefore finishing in your butthole.
Friend 1: Dude I was Bending all night, it took ages to shit it out!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
by gigyo May 27, 2024
Get the Bendingmug. The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins
by Wanna buy a 20 deck November 17, 2020
Get the Macbook bendmug.