utility belt

The act wherein a man tucks his erect penis behind the waistband of his pants in order to conceal it from onlookers.

Bob popped a boner in math class talking to Susie so he pulled a utility belt and tucked it when she wasn't looking.

by s_h August 24, 2011

Gravity Belt

When you're hitting it from the back and you throw up on the girl's back.The yak then moves down around her stomach,forming a belt of chunks.

Person 1:Dude,I can't believe you fucked that fat landbeast last night.You must've been wasted.

Person 2:Yeah,I was blasted.It's cool though,I gave her a pretty beefy gravity belt.

by As_Seen_On_TV May 4, 2009

whore belt

a thin belt that is used more as an accessory than a belt. the belts only purpose is to be able to be taken very quickly, making it a slutty or whorish belt.

She always wears a "whore belt"

by whorebeltsare4whores September 23, 2010

belt dick

A sexual prosthesis used by men or women usually homo couples.

Go get my belt dick so I can get in that ass

by Doll@ March 11, 2007

Shoelace Belt

A pointless, meaningless, peice of shit preps use as belts because they think they're too cool for regular belts. They don't work, so why wear them at all? Because it's "ghetto."

Prep: I'm so ghetto with this shoelace belt.

Me: Get your head out of your ass. You're not ghetto. You live in a two story house, your middle class family pays the bills with ease, and you get whatever your fucking spoiled ass desires. Go and buy a real fucking belt and throw away your sad excuse for a fashion trend. Asshole.

Prep: It's cool though all my friends do it.

Me: All your friends are ignorant, self indugent pricks that will do anything to fit in.

by ShoelaceBeltsAreForQueers March 15, 2010

casady belt

Belt worn that covers the vigina or penis with a lock and key, the man or woman keeps the key.

The casady belt will keep that hoe faithful.

by Lorena Simpson October 30, 2007

Tool Belt

A catagory of person, usually enjoying industrial music. In some circles refers only to the female of the species, alternately called "Toolbelt Chicks"

Dude, I'm a toolbelt magnet!

by industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002