Joey Slap

The act of a male forcefully slapping a woman in the face with his d#ck. Derived from the mating rituals of wild Kangaroos.
Bob wanted to show Alyssa who's boss and gave 'er the old Joey Slap right in the yapper!
by Bob Kiss September 13, 2006
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Jimmy slap

v.
1: The act slapping someone with ones flaccid penis; usually, though not always across the face. The optimal jimmy slap leaves a damp, phallic shaped mark where the phallus made contact with its victim, though this is not mandatory.
Alex passed out at the party so John jimmy slapped him and took a Polaroid.
by Tristram S September 11, 2004
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Squishy slap

It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. It refers to having rough sex.
Person 1: hey, wanna squishy slap later?

Person 2: omg- but what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we can do both ;)
by NaughtySquishy November 15, 2021
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Nun Slapped

When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.
I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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slap a fifth

The act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.
Trey wanted to get sauced so he said, "let's slap a fifth."
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.
by #thatguyinthecorner January 16, 2013
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Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
by Danger500 April 26, 2011
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slap the board

Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.
A mad lad was forced to play slap the board and lost.
by kaspear February 10, 2019
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