technical testosterone

The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.

Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.

by RaymondKing June 10, 2011

technelation

The utter sense of happiness or elation felt by a non-techie upon figuring out soemthing technological in nature.

I figured out how to install editing software on the computer, and was actually able to import video to it and use it for it's intended purpose! It was an utter sense of technelation. In days past, it would be the equivalent of not knowing how to use your VCR, but soemhow getting it to stop flashing 12:00, and getting your favorite show to record.

by Ms. Hilldog July 7, 2011

technidiot

Contraction of the words "technology" + "idiot".

Any person who is either stubbornly and willfully ignorant about electronics and computers, or who is genuinely too stupid to understand electronics, computers, or related concepts.

John: "How come I never got that e-mail from your mom?"
Steve: "She doesn't know how to do e-mail."
John: "Are you serious?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's a real technidiot, if you know what I mean."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

Technerection

An erection caused by over excitement when seeing and/or thinking about a piece of technology.

I got a technerection when Walking through Best Buy.

by B411s05t331 January 3, 2012

Technically Legal

its legal but not really

EG:
a StripClub Is Technically Legal.
Prostitution is Technically Legal.

by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012

Techinept

An individual that is utterly incapable of handling technological hardware.

I'm so techinept I keep taking photos of the inside of my purse with my phone.

by AffirmThis August 10, 2012

technical lobotomy

The condition where you have so much of your life, knowledge, etc. on your smart phone and you subsequently lose/break it. Basically, half or more of your intellect disappears when your phone is disabled or lost.

Dude, I just lost my phone and I'm suffering from a technical lobotomy.

by cgoodric August 13, 2012