by Aleio June 22, 2007
Get the techno mug.The world as it is now with a lot of technology like the space shuttle, computers, cars, planes, tv's, ect. but at the same time there is so much shit in the world like millions of people starving to death every year, people in the third world not being able to get proper medical care, wars and genocides ect. it seems that if people can invent all that technology they can sove those other problems but they don't whether that is by not trying or not being able.
by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009
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by niglet447 November 23, 2022
Get the technoblade never dies mug.A genre of music which is primarily listened to by disgruntled nerds whos' only friends are anime charicters. To the socially competent, 'techno' is a perfectly acceptable term to describe what these nerds call 'electronic music.' Electronic music is a bit of misnomer considering that it's not really music.
However, if you attempt to use the word in that manner you will face the onslaught of a million angry nerds screaming, 'HOW DARE YOU, YOU IGNORAMUS! YOU HAVE MISCATAGORIZED ONE OF THE 92 DIFFERENT SUBGENRES OF ELECTRONIC MUSIC!.'
These nerds, due to their untreated OCD, enjoy spending their time classifying every possible 'song' into one of infinite subgenres. This attempt is futile because all techno sounds the same.
Techno nerds are tremendous elitists and enjoy laughing at what they see as the 'ignorant masses.' However, on the inside they are so, so, lonely and cry themselves to sleep every night after masturbating to sailor moon hentai.
Techno takes absolutely no musical talent to produce and it all sounds pretty much the same. With GarageBand and a keyboard you can make techno that's up to par with virtually all 'electronic music.' If you've heard one 'song' you've pretty much heard it all.
The biggest perceived enemy of techno nerds is rap music. They rant constantly about how 'rap is crap,' and how SEORIUSLY GAIZ RAP IS JUST ELECTRONIC MUSIC BUT WIT BLACK PEOPLEZ TALKIKNG.' What they don't realize, however, is that rap is about the rythmic and lyrical talent of the rapper, not the background music. If rap fans wanted to listen to some shitty 4/4 beat isolated by itself, they would listen to techno.
In conclusion, techno sucks monkey nuts. You would be better off listening to any other genre of music. If a techno nerd either rants to you about how you are an ignorant fool or even tries to get you to listen to techno, punch him in the face.
However, if you attempt to use the word in that manner you will face the onslaught of a million angry nerds screaming, 'HOW DARE YOU, YOU IGNORAMUS! YOU HAVE MISCATAGORIZED ONE OF THE 92 DIFFERENT SUBGENRES OF ELECTRONIC MUSIC!.'
These nerds, due to their untreated OCD, enjoy spending their time classifying every possible 'song' into one of infinite subgenres. This attempt is futile because all techno sounds the same.
Techno nerds are tremendous elitists and enjoy laughing at what they see as the 'ignorant masses.' However, on the inside they are so, so, lonely and cry themselves to sleep every night after masturbating to sailor moon hentai.
Techno takes absolutely no musical talent to produce and it all sounds pretty much the same. With GarageBand and a keyboard you can make techno that's up to par with virtually all 'electronic music.' If you've heard one 'song' you've pretty much heard it all.
The biggest perceived enemy of techno nerds is rap music. They rant constantly about how 'rap is crap,' and how SEORIUSLY GAIZ RAP IS JUST ELECTRONIC MUSIC BUT WIT BLACK PEOPLEZ TALKIKNG.' What they don't realize, however, is that rap is about the rythmic and lyrical talent of the rapper, not the background music. If rap fans wanted to listen to some shitty 4/4 beat isolated by itself, they would listen to techno.
In conclusion, techno sucks monkey nuts. You would be better off listening to any other genre of music. If a techno nerd either rants to you about how you are an ignorant fool or even tries to get you to listen to techno, punch him in the face.
*techno is playing*
Normal person: Wow, techno is fucking horrible. I'm changing this to something that doesn't completely suck.
Techno nerd: HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS TECHNO YOU FOOL THIS SONG HAPPENS TO BE DARK PROGRESSIVE ELECTRO NU AFRICAN TRIBALISTIC BULGARIAN CRAPCORE!
Normal person: Wow, techno is fucking horrible. I'm changing this to something that doesn't completely suck.
Techno nerd: HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS TECHNO YOU FOOL THIS SONG HAPPENS TO BE DARK PROGRESSIVE ELECTRO NU AFRICAN TRIBALISTIC BULGARIAN CRAPCORE!
by sociallyadjusted December 9, 2008
Get the techno mug.Eminem is NOT from Detroit. He only said that so he could make more money off his rap CDs, and ironically, today's rap music uses a mutilated version of techno for the background music.
Not many people like techno thanks to the vast majority of songs out there that give the genre a bad name.
by rap hater September 8, 2003
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A band with 2 awesome managers e.g. Reece and Dean
The pure definition of Techno
A band with 2 awesome managers e.g. Reece and Dean
The pure definition of Techno
'Wow that band is great'
'Not as awesome as Techno germany though'
'I agree'
'That band has awesome managers'
'Much like Techno Germany'
' I love Techno music'
'You should listen to Techno Germany'
'Not as awesome as Techno germany though'
'I agree'
'That band has awesome managers'
'Much like Techno Germany'
' I love Techno music'
'You should listen to Techno Germany'
by lars Marfach March 4, 2009
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Your mom just added me as friend on Facbook and her profile picture is a closeup of her saggy tit, what a technofogie.
by Bottomless ChronWell May 20, 2009
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