thot tax

To get the attention of a socal media thot using venmo or cashapp.

Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.
You remember Alexa from HS? We hooked up last night, after I sent $200 thot tax to her venmo. That definitely got her attention.
by Laravel April 30, 2021
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Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.
My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.
by Rolls Troyce May 07, 2023
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Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.
Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
by feins September 11, 2020
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Corvette Tax

The idea that a parts vendor will charge more for corvette parts than they would for similar parts made for another vehicle due to the illusion that corvette owners are wealthy. See also, BMW Tax and Mercedes Tax.
I got hit with the corvette tax on this side marker blackout film. I had to pay $60 for $2 worth of pre-cut tinted film.
by b00st3d February 17, 2018
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blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.
I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?
by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 16, 2023
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relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian May 18, 2011
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Vaseline Tax

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.
I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.
by yert December 01, 2009
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