Taco bell

The perfect fast food to inevitably shit yourself and make your whole house smell donkey shit

Aka: Laxatives

Taco Bell “I’m about to go get a laxative taco”

by Nut master 3000 February 7, 2021

Taco Bell whore

A person that doesn’t need a reason to go to Taco Bell, but now has a reason to go to Taco Bell.

Dammit Jim! I’m a Taco Bell whore, not a doctor!

by jim24144 October 3, 2022

Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.

Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.

by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022

Taco Bell

A young girl that is overly excited that you actually scored one of her kind.

Excited girl says to a guy in room: I'm glad you gave the "wham bam thank you ma'am"!

Guy in room says to excited girl: Bless you, taco bell

by Taco use September 24, 2023

Taco Bell

A place that hires you just to unhire before you even started

Taco bell is soooooooooooooooooooooo rude.

by girl who got fired at tacobell October 15, 2019

Taco Bell

A place where you're depressed while sipping on your Baja Blast.

I went to Taco Bell.

by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020

Taco Bell

A toilet's worst nightmare.

Peter: I'm going to Taco Bell.
Toilet: Oh shit

by human1010101 November 22, 2018