domino table

a smug git who thinks he knows everything, partly coz he does...and hes a robot

damn that dominic is such a stupid tart. wait, ive got an idea, lets go copy his work!

by Alex January 5, 2004

table tapper

Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.

"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"

by ,Alice--x January 6, 2008

table hawk

Person that has a 'hawk eye' for spotting the people with bottle service. Adept at spotting professional athletes or pseudo-celebrities from across a club, in hopes of getting into their VIP section for free drinks.

"Order 2 bottles of Cristal and the table hawks will soon be shimming their way to your table."

by Barmom January 14, 2009

Asian Table

A group of extremely awesome losers that always hang out together. They are also really awkard and do random "asian" things such as plot murder and make hit lists.

Person A: aagghhhh! i asked to be in Asian Table, but im not "asian" enough.
Person B: they are so racist!! D:

by ASIANTABLE August 6, 2011

Coffee Table

A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!

by Epic Failure June 26, 2008

under the table

equivalent of lowkey

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:

by deanaEATSCAKE!lawl July 3, 2009

end table

A great sinister trick to pull on that special someone. First, position her on all fours in the middle of a large room or any other open area in her house. Proceed to bang away for a little bit so she doesn't get wise to your game. Then, when the time is right, you carefully reach back and grab that perfectly hidden can of open paint you stashed beforehand. Place it directly on the center of her back and pull out. Finish her off by jerking one off in her eye and sit back and watch her squirm as she tries to figure out how the hell to get up with out spilling the can of paint. Put on your clothes and proudly go home knowing you may have failed shop class in high school, but tonight you made the perfect end table.

The above is the example

by MC Menses December 2, 2004