shittiest fucking mall ever. that doesn't stop the kids from coming here though.. this mall becomes a 2nd home to teenagers in the area during winter when it's too cold to walk around state street. it's not like there's anything better to do.
Pretty soon every store in the Granite Run Mall will go out of business except Panda Express and Auntie Anne's, because that's where all the kids go.
by mediakid2009 January 07, 2010
Is the largest mall in the Western Hemisphere of the world and the fourth largest on the planet. Calgarians like to bash West Edmonton Mall just because they have nothing that comes even close to being its rival.
Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.
West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.
Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.
West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.
by Mattlafrance April 29, 2008
A place where 13-18 year old girls go to walk there baby and look for club clothes while waiting on a ride from there baby daddy. He usually drives a chevy cavailer with 3 rims and a donut. They also sport the (African American) look complete with a white boy stash!
3 nice stores and a food court.
3 nice stores and a food court.
Hey gurrrrl, Imma take my daugher Britinazha up to get some clothes at Parma Town Mall. Yeah...my baby daddy picking me up there, he's stoping at the Parma Tavern right quick
by JRo!!!!!!! July 19, 2010
Shops and hangs out at Hot Topic and looks more Emo than Goth, wearing a lot of red and vapes/smokes weed.
Gets mad at “posers” when they themselves are a poser that has only heard of the Gothic Bands Joy Division and The Cure; doesn’t know Gothic Terminology and misuses it a lot while calling Metal music Goth.
Posts about their horrible “disorders” that they developed for attention. Actually listens to a lot of Panic! At The Disco. Has only one Gothic Go-To Outfit.
Has a stuck up Gother-Than-Thou attitude, and relies on others to do their bidding since they can’t handle actual conflict.
When makeup is worn, they either overdo it or do it horribly, the same for their teased hair.
Gets mad at “posers” when they themselves are a poser that has only heard of the Gothic Bands Joy Division and The Cure; doesn’t know Gothic Terminology and misuses it a lot while calling Metal music Goth.
Posts about their horrible “disorders” that they developed for attention. Actually listens to a lot of Panic! At The Disco. Has only one Gothic Go-To Outfit.
Has a stuck up Gother-Than-Thou attitude, and relies on others to do their bidding since they can’t handle actual conflict.
When makeup is worn, they either overdo it or do it horribly, the same for their teased hair.
“I saw this Goth at the Mall a couple weeks in a row wearing the same Joy Division shirt and black ripped jeans. They might be a Mall Goth.”
by Got.hic September 12, 2019
Best mall in the country! Everything is "expensive" but people who shop there don't even realize it because that's what they're used to. Richest area in NJ, neighboring towns that shop there are, Millburn, Chatham, New Providence, Berkeley Heights, Westfield, Summit, and Madison. Almost everyone in these towns make about 400,000 a year, and where exclusive clothing from the Mall at Short Hills. Many celebrities shop there. We just call it the mall.
Shit! I lost my tiffany necklace!
Whatever I'll go get another, who wants to come shopping at the mall with me?
I'm glad we live close to the Mall at Short Hills!
Whatever I'll go get another, who wants to come shopping at the mall with me?
I'm glad we live close to the Mall at Short Hills!
by schleverton69 April 02, 2011
Every prep girl's dream. The top floor had been built so conveniently with American Eagle, Hollister Co., Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostale, and Forever 21 within 10 feet of one another. God bless the architect that built this mall.
The only shitty part is that you can't go there without seeing someone from your school, or rival's school, walking right past you with their school mascot hoodie on.
The only shitty part is that you can't go there without seeing someone from your school, or rival's school, walking right past you with their school mascot hoodie on.
Girl 1: Hey, are you going to Freehold Raceway Mall tonight?
Girl 2: Nah, I'm going to Menlo Park instead.
Girl 1: Traitor!
Girl 2: Nah, I'm going to Menlo Park instead.
Girl 1: Traitor!
by Bee Efron October 08, 2007
Best darn mall in the world. Actually, not literally, but close to it. Very large and intimidating to outsiders. Located in New York. Has lots of stores. Celebrities and song writers visit often. This mall is basically famous. If you've never been to this mall, you're missing out.
by itsamemario000 February 05, 2010