Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them

Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.

by shifter027 June 6, 2010

Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.

Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.

by Srt123456 February 10, 2010

filthy swine

Someone who glues your feet into some socks.

YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL KILL YOU!

by LightCorp August 27, 2023

Swine Flu

‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

“Chris caught the swine flu last night.”

by C-10 March 4, 2011

Swine Sabre

A sexual activity whereas the Male is having some form of intercourse with a partner(mainly oral sex) and the male takes his penis, shoves it deep in the partners mouth till they gags and coughs then proceeds to ejaculate on their face....

Dude, that chick just got Swine Sabre'd, shes still coughing and gagging.

by VancityViet October 23, 2009

swine fooled

Being fooled by mixing normal flu symptoms to swine flu symptoms

Patient: Doctor you have to give me tamiflu now i have swine flue
Doctor: Take it easy you are swine fooled, it is just a normal flu.

by Jurdylicious January 18, 2010