Shoulder Surfing

The act of eating a chick out while she is on your shoulders.

Shoulder Surfing........ 'Nuff said

by abnormallylargedick February 1, 2013

surfing sniffles

A skill you may possess if using the suggest function on the website: dating-profile-generator .org .uk

What skills do you have? (e.g. leadership, carving)

Answer: surfing sniffles

by aceqwerty911 January 20, 2017

Spam Surfing

The act of a spammer on a forum going to a long-dead (and usually extremely stupid) thread, and then spamming it a lot so it becomes on the front page.

Noobs are our Friends!

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM

Spammer: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Spammer: Woot Im Spam Surfing!

by Xskull July 1, 2007

slide surfing

The act of stealing trays from Mickey D's and traveling to your nearest neighborhood park and busting your ass as you fly down the slide. (Note: alcohol and/or drugs can be combined with this practice to enhance the experience)

Guy 1: Yo G lets get drunk as fuck and hit up the slides tonight.
Guy 2: Alright bro, slide surfing it is.

by The Gr8t Alexander December 27, 2008

social surfing

When you are on a social network and you see a name, photo, video or anything with a link and leave your current page to view that person's page.

Dave-"You were on facebook for a while."
Justin- "I was social surfing. Lots of people I don't know commented on your status. Just decided to check them out."

by dancesatwill December 28, 2009

snoot surfing

When a dog sticks his head out the open window of a moving car and sniffs the air.

Sparky is snoot surfing when we drive through the country.

by Daddyrat November 4, 2013

poop surfing

when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying

"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"

"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".

by elderlyworm March 27, 2017