A dads prised toys being strap on dildos or blowup dolls. A dad will never show anyone these toys apart from is friend downstairs!
by The kids diss me like what October 15, 2018
Get the Dads toysmug. by FuBug November 2, 2017
Get the divorced-dadmug. (verb) To continually (intentionally or not) use a slang word over and over again in front of your kids or your friends, until it becomes so uncool that they stop saying it to each other altogether.
My son's friends used to constantly refer to their girlfriends as "Bae" , but not anymore since I spent 2 weeks white-dadding it.
by WordSchmitt April 26, 2017
Get the White-Dadmug. A distinctly masculine and unusually greasy fart produced by a mature man around 25 or older. Defining characteristics include never sounding "squeaky" or "airy" smelling strongly of Eggs, Cabbage, or Dairy and lingering for an bafflingly long time.
The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.
The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.
Chris: Did you finish the game?
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!
by DanChill94 July 14, 2022
Get the Dad Fartmug. he owns the world, and all the people on it and controls the weather. he also turns off the sun at night. DONT FUCK WITH ME
by oliversdadwilleatu March 28, 2019
Get the oliver's dadmug. Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".
Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."
Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."
Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"
Casey: *snickers a little*
Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."
Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"
Casey: *snickers a little*
by all4us August 19, 2009
Get the Delayed DADSmug. by Quan October 10, 2016
Get the dad goalsmug.