A good dad is someone who looks after there children and when they are promised something they do it and they are always there if they need you
by Luren wagstaff October 25, 2017
A true intelectual. Someone who brings pleasure to many by placing bags on their heads and banging it against other people. Bag Dad is a proper noun, meaning it must be capitalized to show respect. There are multiple ways to use Bag Dad
Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad
1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness
2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following
3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something
Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad
1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness
2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following
3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something
Ex1: Bag Dad is one of the best people
Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad
Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday
Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME
Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad
Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday
Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME
by Shaniqua Mboniqua September 05, 2019
by FuBug November 02, 2017
by TittyMcbitty June 15, 2018
A distinctly masculine and unusually greasy fart produced by a mature man around 25 or older. Defining characteristics include never sounding "squeaky" or "airy" smelling strongly of Eggs, Cabbage, or Dairy and lingering for an bafflingly long time.
The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.
The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.
Chris: Did you finish the game?
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!
by DanChill94 July 14, 2022
A dads prised toys being strap on dildos or blowup dolls. A dad will never show anyone these toys apart from is friend downstairs!
by The kids diss me like what October 15, 2018
he owns the world, and all the people on it and controls the weather. he also turns off the sun at night. DONT FUCK WITH ME
cool its oliver's dad
by oliversdadwilleatu March 28, 2019