Stump

Abbreviation of a Stupid leader of an organization unit, also usuable as verbal e.g. stumping

A Stump doesn´t know, that 80% in Pittsburgh have voted for the Democrats .

by webnic June 2, 2017

Stump hole

1. A disc golf basket placed on a stump
2. While going number 2, it breaks and the rest won’t come out.

1. It’s a high line but I’m going to ace this stump hole!
2. We had messy anal last night, I blame her stump hole.

by SufferingSuccotash March 31, 2025

silly tree stump

TYLER JOSEPH JAMES

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'

by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025

Stumping

The act of hopping from one tree stump to another. Like a trampoline but for people who’s family was too poor to buy a trampoline

Person A: “did you ever have a trampoline growing up?”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”

by Snaggletooth24 August 4, 2018

I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.

Damn, I stumped my toe.

by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025

Stumps Gimpmore

This title is reserved for the masters of worthlessness & desperation. So devout in their mission they are willing to stick their hand in a running mower but so spineless in their effort they only can graze a finger. Their goal being solely for empathy & laziness. Excusing themselves from doing anything requiring effort because their finger is hurt.

Look over there, Stumps Gimpmore whining about his hand so his ex will help him.

by Eclass September 15, 2025

Stumping

When a person poops into another persons anus.

I stumped Andrew Tregoning and now we are getting married. He loves stumping.

by the Dostine May 29, 2023