pirate studying

Studying with one eye due to an injury to your other eye. Commonly occurs when you get an unexpected eye injury the night before an exam or test, so you have no choice but to study. The injury can come from sports or, if you are a girl or a gay male, from getting a cumshot right in ur eye when trying to loosen up ur special someone before the test u both have.

Natalie: How did you write your exam after that soccer injury last night?
André: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.

by The Great Frenchy June 26, 2010

three studges

Three manly men so extremely attractive that they are more unresistable than the dudes on the Axe commercials.

Those three studges were beating women off them with sticks at the bar last night.

by spragie March 20, 2014

im meant to be studying

oh me too! im gonna fail my science exam lol

Jordan: im meant to be studying
Ellie: really? well what are you doing here?
Jordan: Well i just dont want to
Ellie: fair enough

by cockroach.hater March 29, 2021

The day when you shouldn't study

May 4th 2021
It's star wars day and Mayday for the Greeks, so it's basically a sin to study on this day

-Hi , I have 3 assignments to hand in till the end of the week , I need to study today.
-HOW DARE YOU , it's the day when you shouldn't study , 04/05/21 star wars day AND Mayday , we don't study on this day.

by Don't drink and Drive May 4, 2021

bible study

Study the Bible, If you dont read it then you shall be in trouble

Man1: Hey, you want to study the holy book?
Man2: Yeah, can I bring some mates
Man1: Too right!

by Nate April 10, 2005

Sleep Study

A long continuation of no sleep for a minimum period of two days. Other days may be added, but the "Sleep Study" Is over after the original two. Best enjoyed with a friend or spouse.

Hey Matt, Me and Jeremy are pulling a sleep study, you wanna join?

by SwedishPenguin February 25, 2012

studycramming

Studycramming (v.) ‘Stuh dee ‘craam eng – The act of rapidly and haphazardly attempting to memorize and retain as much information as possible over an incredibly small span of time (usually immediately before and following up to an exam). While it may be a fast way to temporarily retain information to get the best grade possible on an impending test date with a limited amount of time, almost all information memorized while studycramming is forgotten quickly. Such deterioration of this temporarily stored and newly acquired knowledge is usually hastened by such things as TV, AIM, ScottIsHot, sleep, exercise, blinking, and/or kite flying. Studycramming is most often associated with procrastinators. See lazy bum for more information

Sentence1: “I procrastinated on my homework all day I’ll probably spend most of tomorrow studycramming for finals.”
Sentence2: “That class is cake. Two hours of studycramming the night before the exams is all you need to make an A!”
Sentence2: “Hard work pays off in time. Laziness pays off now. Have the best of both worlds by chilling out today and studycramming all day tomorrow!”

by ScottIsHot August 21, 2005