Strokedendrophilia

A person who acts upon strong urges to stroke, molest and fornicate with trees. Particularly, in beach areas and local beach hangouts. Almost always involves trees with lights. The affected will usually be attired in a red blazer and a red stocking cap.

A guy walked into a bar and became excited about a tree in the corner. It was then, he aggressively approached it and seduced the young sapling. Upon doing so, he found himself indulged in a self proclaimed mating ritual. This is scientifically known as Strokedendrophilia

by HappyHumper December 24, 2020

stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.

Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.

by El Conquistador July 6, 2021

Stroke Typing

When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.

"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"

"Man you really do be stroke typing today"

by escington January 13, 2023

Phone stroker

An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.

Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.

by roadkyll October 13, 2011

Cuddle Stroke

non-sexual affection given in consolation

she Cuddle Stroked my neck in a loving bear hug

by neigh recoil November 18, 2012

getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

stall stroker

Someone who masterbates in an office restroom.

DS: Dude I walked into the bathroom and heard moaning and this terrible popping sound like pulling your cheeks really fast.
BK: Must have been a stall stroker. Did you see who it was?
DS: Nope, just saw black boots under the stall and got the hell out of dodge.

by Shirazamatazz March 13, 2014