When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012
Get the Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!mug. "I done been having had the strap" is used to explain the length of time you been having had the strap
"Bro how long u done had that?"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"
by Idonebeenhavinghadthestrap February 14, 2022
Get the I done been having had the strapmug. An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!
Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
by dappad May 10, 2010
Get the I'd strap on 16 a mile awaymug. literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:
to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts
to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts
son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.
father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
Get the pull yourself up by your boot strapsmug. can be said at the end of a sentence to make you sound more confident
Created by Jack Walter and 50 Cent
Created by Jack Walter and 50 Cent
by shfjdshjrksn April 15, 2019
Get the get tha strap 🤨💫💯💰💪🔥🔫‼️mug. Lesbian literature to when a lesbian gets a dildo and straps it on to her to make love with another female.
Louis and Ruby Strap Erotica:
/ Louis and Ruby met each other halfway down the hallway and started kissing immediately, Louis, as she was horny, brung Ruby inside. Making out passionately, Louis lays Ruby out on the bed, she kisses her all over her body leaving marks and hickeys to sore all over her beautiful body. Louis gets out a strap with an 8-inch rubber blue dildo, she puts it on meanwhile Ruby takes off the last of her clothes and fingers herself waiting abruptly for Louis to get ready, moaning, Louis gets done and puts the strap on her clit, teasing and arousing Ruby slowly which makes Ruby wetter and wetter, on the peak of horniness, Louis proceeds to put it in Ruby, she goes slowly, gripping Ruby's waist and thrusting it in and out of her, the moans slowly fill up the room with sexual energy, eventually after what felt like minutes but was actually hours, Ruby cums and they stop to take a break./
/ Louis and Ruby met each other halfway down the hallway and started kissing immediately, Louis, as she was horny, brung Ruby inside. Making out passionately, Louis lays Ruby out on the bed, she kisses her all over her body leaving marks and hickeys to sore all over her beautiful body. Louis gets out a strap with an 8-inch rubber blue dildo, she puts it on meanwhile Ruby takes off the last of her clothes and fingers herself waiting abruptly for Louis to get ready, moaning, Louis gets done and puts the strap on her clit, teasing and arousing Ruby slowly which makes Ruby wetter and wetter, on the peak of horniness, Louis proceeds to put it in Ruby, she goes slowly, gripping Ruby's waist and thrusting it in and out of her, the moans slowly fill up the room with sexual energy, eventually after what felt like minutes but was actually hours, Ruby cums and they stop to take a break./
by ThatOneLesbianWhoLikeDykes May 8, 2022
Get the Strap eroticamug. A girl buys 4 strap-on dildos and attach them on each side of her body on her hip, one in the front, another in the back, another on the right and then another on the left. Then she talks with 4 homossexual guys and invites them to go to her house. Once they are inside, she asks them to go into dog position, one in the front, another behind her, another on her right and another on her left and they must have their assholes pointed to her. She now is in the middle of them. After that she does the hula hula dance from hawaii and penetrates each strap-on on each asshole. And thats the strap hula.
Girl: Hey guys, do you wanna come over here in my house?
4 Homossexual guys: Yeah sure!
- They are now inside her house...
Girl: Now you must go into dog position, with your knees and hands on the floor with your assholes pointed to me and i'll be in the middle.
- They are now in dog position...
- The girl puts some hawaian music...
Girl: NOW WE GO INTO STRAP HULA MODE LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!
4 Homossexual guys: Yeah sure!
- They are now inside her house...
Girl: Now you must go into dog position, with your knees and hands on the floor with your assholes pointed to me and i'll be in the middle.
- They are now in dog position...
- The girl puts some hawaian music...
Girl: NOW WE GO INTO STRAP HULA MODE LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!
by SexMaister April 30, 2019
Get the strap hulamug.