Spider Grip

A male masturbatory technique where the man interlocks his fingers, pinky to pointer, so the knuckles are touching. He then places his penis in between the "spider legs" and uses the grip to pleasure himself. This grip often involves the use of the thumbs on the head of the penis. The use of thumbs is often referred to as "Chelin" in reference to the name of a spiders mouth parts.

I'm not a big fan of the stranger, I think the spider grip feels way better.

My gf spider gripped me last night and it was amazing. She even chelied it!

by Mewt April 8, 2010

Spider Man

Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face

" Last night I was Spider man while my girl tried to get away, she couldn't "

by GayLórd69 August 15, 2016

Spiderman

A guy the guys who root for the bad guys don't root for.

Spiderman isn't popular with wiseguys.

by Solid Mantis January 26, 2019

Spider-Man Kiss your dog

When you spider man kisses your dog

Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog

by Robert Hamill September 24, 2019

White spider gang

Means when you are white a nasty person and you are in a group of plastics and nasty ass people

Isabel: Sam is a bitch
Maddie: She is in the White spider gang

by ellllllaaaaa December 4, 2018

Green Spider

A spider that is green as it lives in Chernobyl

Oh no there is a green spider. If it bites me I will turn into rip off spider man

by This was actually 2013 but ye April 21, 2020

Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman )

The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.

Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodspider January 6, 2012