stoner mission

a hunt for food while you're stoned

"dude I'm hungry.I'm going on a stoner mission."

by 1 up September 24, 2007

stoner 'stache

A perpetual, ever-existent light mustache that is not bold enough to be taken seriously in the world of facial hair, nor is it light enough to be deemed unnoticable, as if the guy does not care and smokes pot all day.

That guy should shave that stoner 'stache, it smells like pot.

by nrrgh-bcox September 07, 2010

Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich of sorts of anything in front of you put on it while your high.

Tostitos Cheese Dip, Doritos Cool Ranch, and Lays BBQ Chips are a great mix for a stoner sandwich.

by J. Doe December 13, 2006

Stoners Graceland

Another name for Wendy's. The late hours, stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname.

Dave Thomas is to stoners how Elvis is to your grandma.

Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."

by Nick D October 29, 2003

stoner bliss

Chips n cheese.

The corner stone of every stoner diet. So fucking tasty and so good, I don't know what to say. Smoke weed.

Me:"Where were you?"
Nate:"At the store."
Me:"Tight, my nigga. What you get?"

(pause)

Nate:"CHIPS N CHEESE MY NIGGA!"
Me:"Damn! Stoner bliss, that'll take a fat nigga out in like 40 seconds."

by sanfud n sun November 10, 2006

Stoners Compensation

Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.

Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)

by Dimedude November 19, 2007

Stoner 63(A)

A 5.56mm general purpose machine gun system. It could be fed from a large capacity magazine or belt, and was a modular system capable of serving in the assault rifle role. The most prominent use of the Stoner 63(A) was by the U.S. Navy SEALs.

The Navy craft was loaded with three Stoner Model 63(A) machine guns, along with the inferior M60.

by JoeBob September 07, 2003