John Stewart

the funniest fucking man on the planet.

Jon Stewart is what makes the news worth watching.

by Wendy January 20, 2005

Switzerland Steamroller

Taking a shit on a lady's chest, and then sitting on her chest to smear it in.

"Dan you'll never believe it! Cindy let me give her a Switzerland Steamroller last night! She totally digged it!"

by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007

Kristen Stewart

The amazingly hot and tallented young actress that all men want to bang.

Dude did you see that new Kristen Stewart movie? I would totally tap that shizz.

by Sand Strom August 4, 2009

stewart

A rather hyper ferret that is gay or just unusually feminine.

Your ferret is hella stewart, don't you think?

by shaynapunim420 May 18, 2006

charlie steamroller

When a man fecalizes upon his partners chest and then proceeds to push his turd around with his phallic member as if it were a steamroller.

Jerry sat upon Mary's chest, and gave her a Charlie Steamroller that she would never forget.

by ddsseff March 13, 2008

Reverse Steamroller

When a female releases her waste upon a male partner's chest and/or back. Immediately following, the women then thrusts herself upon the stationary man rolling around in her previously deposited juices. (POOR SMELLING, MESSY, & MAY RUIN RELATIONSHIPS)

I want that fine ass bitch to give me a Reverse Steamroller.

by Dr. Penetration March 15, 2009

steamroller

1: A pipe with the carb on the end opposite the mouthpiece, usualy long and straight, or like a curly straw.
2: To place the cherry of a blunt in your mouth, and blow as hard as you can into your friends mouth while they are sucking in.

1: Pass me that steamroller
2: You wanna try a steamroller? It will fuck your ass up

by Jesus July 9, 2004