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Starfish

The act of shoving your whole fist into a womans vagina and spreading you fingers out like a starfish.
Girl: Starfish me babe.
Man: oh I will.
Girl: oh fuck it feels so good.
by Arc Hunter April 3, 2015
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Starfish

The act of spreading out so that no body parts are touching because you ate too much.
OMG... I ate so much I can barely move! I'm going to go starfish now.
by TheDriftingDaisy April 20, 2015
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Starfishing

When one lays spread-Eagle and naked due to heat exhaustion
Kim was starfishing on the bed after a day spent sweating in the sun
by culluchi July 19, 2016
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Shatfish

A shatfish is a small, plump being that is very lazy and eats a lot of chocolate and drinks diseases.
Damn, dude, I just saw the shatfish sitting on a bench eating chocolate and drinking 3 different diseases.
by The Shatfish August 6, 2016
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STARFISH

1. The shape of one's anus after a large bowel movement.

A: Dude, I took a deuce.

B: What happened.

A: My butthole looked like a starfish.

2. Tying a partner to a four poster bed and having your way with them

Example: Blindfolded woman to bed in expectation of a surprise.

The man teases her until she is "ready" and leaves her hanging.
Dude, look at my starfish
Should I bleach it?

Hey Jake
Yea
I starfished Tina last night.

Good, Bro. she's a ho
by Dee Oh Gee October 11, 2016
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starfish kissing

(1) People who like to have anal together. (2) Frat guys who like to smash their buttholes against each other
Bro Have you tried starfish kissing it’s fucking great
by mr. insentia November 17, 2017
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starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.
Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee
by dabatrin February 10, 2018
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