by willow June 20, 2006
Get the santa cruz mug.A tourist trap and tacky adobe facade of a long-lost New Mexico that is punctuated by overpriced gay-operated bed-and-breakfasts. Boring museums abound, nearly as much as the number of pretentious restaurants serving expensive and delicious street food under the label of "fine dining". Sadly, the aboriginal population has yet to share in the wealth of the local economy as evidenced by the vast barrios and hispanic ghettos which remain hidden from the average tourist.
While enjoying my $300-a-night bed-and-breakfast in Santa Fe operated by a pair of flaming queens, my trip computer erroneously dropped me into a scary ghetto just on the edge of town. After returning downtown, I spent the most boring day of my life perusing cactus art museums and eating $10 tacos in a restaurant saturated with even more cactus art. The most annoying thing about Santa Fe would be the superficial tourists who call this "charming".
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by Dr.Pinksocks December 7, 2004
Get the stantch mug.most boring town on fucking earth, i mean it. there isnt shit to do except smoke weed at the mall and get harrassed by the cops. magic mountain gets boring after the 2nd time going. this place is half mexicans and African Americans, and the other half is white supremicists who stand at the corner of valencia blvd and mcbean pkwy with there trump 2020 flags. oh yeah i forgot to mention homeless people and crackheads make up 25% of the population too, specifically in stevenson ranch.
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lame: aye foo lets go blaze it at the mall foo
lame #2: nigga we do that everyday theres other shit we can do u know
lame: foo like what
lame #2: shit idek we dont have cars so we cant go to the valley, i guess imma just go home
lame: nigga u lame as fucc
lame: aye foo lets go blaze it at the mall foo
lame #2: nigga we do that everyday theres other shit we can do u know
lame: foo like what
lame #2: shit idek we dont have cars so we cant go to the valley, i guess imma just go home
lame: nigga u lame as fucc
by nomames661 January 26, 2021
Get the santa clarita mug.An imaginary overweight man in red who supposedly 'Climbs down peoples chimneys and places presents at the bottom of childrens trees early Christmas', made by a small child who didn't want to give his parents credit for buying his new AK-47. An easy way of proving Santa Clause does NOT exist, is by seeing if you can fit down the chimney. If you can't, Santa Clause can't.
Small Child: Fuck you mommy. You didn't pay for my brand new flamethrower. Santa Clause did you rotten bitch. Stop trying to take credit for what Santa Clause did you filthy whore!
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Get the Jason Stanton mug.A man of what appears to be Indian origin and an unknown age probably ranging from 25 to 35. He appears on the bus to Cote-Vertu every morning at about 7:15 and sits in the same spot. He likes to ask repetitive questions beginning with "HI, HOW ARE YA" and then going onto such phrases as "YOU KNOW ME RIGHT?" and "WAS I GOOD TODAY?" and "DO YOU REMEMBER ME?". He likes to ask about your day, about school and the weather. He is somewhat freindly and somewhat annoying especially in the morning when people are tired.
People should stop making fun of Santash and use him as an example to better our lives. Sure he is mentally challenged and maybe a bit annoying but we should be patient and understand that he is a kid in a mans body. If people were more like Santash there would be no racism and no war.
God bless you Santash
God bless you Santash
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