Squizzy

An Australian term for "have a quick look" or "inspect this object". Used casually.

"G'day Bob, come over and have a squizzy at my new fridge!"

"Hey Rob, want to go over to the markets for a squizzy?"

"Oi Trevor, did you have a squizzy at that girl last night? She was pretty hot."

by RozeyK October 1, 2015

squid

A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.

"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"

by nure99 September 21, 2014

Squid Game

Putting small live squid up your arse and watching the Netflix hit Squid Game whilst beating off over Oh Il-nam. The objective is to climax before your opponent(s) The first to climax gets to shit out the squid and watch a selected opponent eat it.

Hey Mike Hey Sue, wanna come over and have a race at squid game??

by Rim Smasher October 7, 2021

damp squid

A DISAPPOINTING; OR ANTICLIMACTIC SPORTING EVENT. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MOSIT CEPHALOPD.

THE ENGLAND GAME WAS A BIT OF A DAMP SQUID

by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

squicking

To skull fuck someone, not limited to the eye socket but any part of cranuim.

Squicking his bosses daughter right there in front of him was his revenge.
The bad man chisled a piece of her forehead away with a rusty screwdriver so he could squick her.(Warning: Squicking someone can kill them)

by entity2501 March 7, 2008

Squid

A male who is a push-over when it comes to women. Most often, a squid encompasses certain characteristics that cause him to be an individual who frequently gets walked over by females. A squid is the type of guy who kisses a woman's ass and showers her with gifts with the intention of gaining her favor - it is the only way he knows how to gain a woman's attention because his game is extremely limited. However, despite his efforts, he never succeeds because of his pussified and chumpish squid-like manner.

Dude, stop kissing that bitchy girl's ass - you're acting like a total squid.

by Z@cHf@ng July 26, 2011

squib

People who show up to parties who a) never come to parties and only come because they actually heard about it b) are not wanted because of the previous statement and c) really arent wanted because they dont drink or have fun, but simply come to find drunk hookups.

Some squibs showed up to my house last week so this time around i will have to regulate.

by t0mbr0chill March 20, 2008