More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.
(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
by emvyous July 2, 2020
Get the yosemite squirrel mug.The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.
Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel
by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012
Get the Tallahessee Squirrel mug.Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"
by AmazingEngineer June 14, 2008
Get the Squirrel Piss mug.1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.
2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.
2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.
by mike tarudo June 20, 2010
Get the squirrel titties mug.When a chick is on top screwing a guy backwards while playing with his nuts. If applicable gets the nuts in her mouth.
Hey man I pick up a chick last night. She used to be an acrobat and she fucked me reverse squirrel. My nuts have never had so much attention.
by Tinker Pedder April 22, 2017
Get the Reverse squirrel mug.a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"
by retsehcmai January 21, 2009
Get the blind squirrel mug.Undergarments that cover a hairy vagina.
"I'd love to take you home and pull off your Squirrel Cover with my teeth so I can get at that bushy brown tail"
by me October 28, 2004
Get the Squirrel Cover mug.