Tallahessee Squirrel

The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.

Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel

by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012

Material Squirrel

a different breed, sometimes related to furrys

Slay material squirrel, SLAY!

by materialsquirrel April 29, 2022

squirrel titties

1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.

look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy

by mike tarudo June 20, 2010

Reverse squirrel

When a chick is on top screwing a guy backwards while playing with his nuts. If applicable gets the nuts in her mouth.

Hey man I pick up a chick last night. She used to be an acrobat and she fucked me reverse squirrel. My nuts have never had so much attention.

by Tinker Pedder April 22, 2017

Squirrel Piss

The last bit of a beer. It contains a solids that have settled. It's best to be poured out.

Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"

by AmazingEngineer June 14, 2008

Squirrel Cover

Undergarments that cover a hairy vagina.

"I'd love to take you home and pull off your Squirrel Cover with my teeth so I can get at that bushy brown tail"

by me October 28, 2004

blind squirrel

a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"

That d bag blind squirrel beat me to the light because I was busy doin the booty scoot.

by retsehcmai January 21, 2009