Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.

Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.

by The.Rt.Hon.BorisBlowjobson1722 March 13, 2023

Material Squirrel

a different breed, sometimes related to furrys

Slay material squirrel, SLAY!

by materialsquirrel April 29, 2022

squirrel titties

1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.

look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy

by mike tarudo June 20, 2010

Squirrel Piss

The last bit of a beer. It contains a solids that have settled. It's best to be poured out.

Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"

by AmazingEngineer June 14, 2008

Reverse squirrel

When a chick is on top screwing a guy backwards while playing with his nuts. If applicable gets the nuts in her mouth.

Hey man I pick up a chick last night. She used to be an acrobat and she fucked me reverse squirrel. My nuts have never had so much attention.

by Tinker Pedder April 22, 2017

blind squirrel

a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"

That d bag blind squirrel beat me to the light because I was busy doin the booty scoot.

by retsehcmai January 21, 2009

Squirrel Cover

Undergarments that cover a hairy vagina.

"I'd love to take you home and pull off your Squirrel Cover with my teeth so I can get at that bushy brown tail"

by me October 28, 2004