splooge jelly

to exhibit large amounts of jealousy

I splooge jelly every time I see someone ridin' in a Lambo.

by JBry tha boss June 2, 2014

Splooge

A females cum

"Dude this girl splooged all over my face when I went down on her"

by Sexy chick November 12, 2014

Sloot Magic

"Sloot Magic" - a slang term referring to the ability of a woman to transform her physical appearance into one of far greater sexual appeal via makeup and/or promiscuous clothing.

You - "Damn, she's looking fine tonight bro!"

Your bro - "Don't be fooled by her sloot magic, she's a drunk 5 at best.."

by flapjacks937 April 10, 2016

splooge tube

a penis that can spunk up to 3 feet.

i pounded that cunt with my big ass splooge tube

by penisdickholeshitsplooge November 24, 2016

splooge bag

A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.

The assistant principal at Carle Place middle school high school is a complete splooge bag

by Maudie November 24, 2016

splooge lagoon

A man or woman who has had many guys ejaculate inside of him or her.

She is such a splooge lagoon, she has fucked the whole batallion.

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

Slooterism

The belief or following of the religion of Menslooter which follows the beliefs that staffing minecraft servers is cool, edating is lame, and that giving good sex is the way to go.

"My son converted to Slooterism and now he has a new girl every other day."

by DannTheDank May 27, 2018