Split Tits

When a girls tits point in crazy angles away from each other. The easiest way to tell if a girl has these without seeing her naked is to check her cleavage. If the start of where her boobs come out looks like it could hold a trapezoid shaped building block then she's fucked. Not literally.

Oblivious Guy: Oh my god man check out her she's so hot!!
Smart Guy: Yeah shes hot but check her boobs man she has Split Tits. It totally ruins her hotness.

by justinbewley January 25, 2010

Split Arse Chuffer

A person who behaves like a arse!

My mate Ian is a real Split Arse Chuffer

by Centrol Boys June 29, 2011

Lickity Split

What one would do to a girlfriend, oral sex with the female gender, going down on the female gender

"You know, Sally, if you ever needed and help, I could help you... lickity split."

by Myxr Mhalador of Calindria January 30, 2005

split your difference

to get pumped real hard by a big dick/dildo

he split my difference lastnight

by most of all June 5, 2003

split-dick patty

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

by aerick thomas October 3, 2007

banana split

when you put whip cream in a girl's mouth and pussy or ass, and you stick a banana in the girls pussy or ass, then 2 other people eat from the tip of the banana to the end.

me and my bestfreind ave his girlfreind a banana split.

by billy bildo August 21, 2010

Shit and split

When somebody leaves the restroom without washing their hands.

Did you see that dirty fucker!? He just shit and split.

by rburton October 1, 2009