king of spades

a racial epithet used for particularly dimwitted black men. though there are many slurs to pick from, this one gives the insulted a sort of job like title.

Tyrone performed a B&E last night in rich part of the suburbs, and left with the family's big screen. He is the king of spades.
coon nigga black spook jigaboo

by vms October 11, 2015

Spadette

Secret group name of mid 70's anti-establishmentarianists from BHS, who spit spit-balls at the movie screen (hence the name: Spit At= "Spadette" the spelling of which was changed to hide the original crime---who cared??). The Spadettes had a motto, "Red is the Color". They added individual secondary names (ie: Spadette Zet, Spadette Jet, Spadette Bet, Spadette Met, & Spadette Det) and created personalized IDs to show to teachers who asked "Where's your hall pass?" Needless to say, everyone knew they were stoned off their asses.

"I keep finding these notes in my locker...all it says is "The Spadettes" WTF?" "Who the hell are the Spadettes?"

by Spadette Zet February 5, 2010

spladoitey

The worse possible outcome of any situation, if it gets any worse the dimensions will collapse and the whole universe will be torn apart and everyone will die and blow up in many different ways. The feeling of spladoitey is like lazers going through your brain and triggering every pain sensor in your body. Once you've experienced it you have to live with it for all eternity. Can be used as a noun or a verb and has several different spellings, but the main spelling is "Spladoitey." Pronounced "Spla-doii-T"

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to John?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he got spladoitey, is it true?
Person 1. Yeah. Poor guy.
Person 2: We'll miss him.

by Winter44316 December 12, 2010

Spade

Acronym for Split Personality After Drinking Excessively

Oh, he just spaded last night and punched someone.

Hey, please watch it, you are on the verge of spading.

by Spade 145 April 25, 2019

Slader

A lost cause.

That guy is a total slader. You mean Mike? Yeah he’s a mess...

by D!CK!3 December 1, 2019

Regid Spade

A much better way to say "rate of speed."

Yea, yesterday I saw this truck moving at a really high regid spade.

by bunting June 4, 2007

SG Ace of Spades

Spades Gang, a group of chads that hack, raid, and nuke. They are pretty good at doing their jobs but since we are in C-Grade people think we are chimps

Hey i moved to SG Ace of Spades (Spades Gang)

by Do be JoSh October 8, 2020