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spittin' shakespeare

I ain't paying no attention to that; you just spittin' shakespeare!
by THE FELLAS® September 9, 2016
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shitty pickle

Each contest must apply a pickle to there high recrum. Whoever removes there pickle first is deemed the looser. The consequence of loosing is to digest the complete pickle originally belonging to your opponent(s).
Crickey mate, rough night. We had a painful game of shitty pickle. I was the first to remove my pickle, and I was there like fuck I have to eat your pickle!
by Angus Daley June 25, 2016
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Spitting Ass

(Invented by me, Miracle)

A phrase used to refer to someone who is talking so much shit.
Koko: Have you seen Lulu? That girl need to know when keep her ugly self away from my man, before she gives him STDs.
Oreo: How do you know she's hitting on you guy?
Koko: Because my friend heard from her sister's friend's boyfriend's lab partner. Duh
Oreo: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EVIDENCE! You're spitting ass! SPITTING SO MUCH ASS!
by Spektz May 14, 2016
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shittytittyfittyfuck

this word is what you say when your friend is on the phone with their parents and you want them to get into trouble
friend: hey mom

you: shittytittyfittyfuck

friend: you lil shit, Ma ill call you back.
by smexydavestrider May 18, 2016
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Shitty sock

When there is no toilet paper left and you have to sacrifice a sock
Mate get me some tp
We got none do a Shitty sock
by Skradragons March 15, 2017
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shittybooboo

Wow... the Adrian girls basketball team is such a group of shittybooboos.
by TheGr8Abboi May 6, 2018
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spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
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