devil spit

Spitting in your loved ones face after tongue-punching their rosebud in an act of intimacy.

I was going to ask him after sex if we were boyfriend and girlfriend, but then he hit me with the devil spit and removed all doubt!

by DonkeyTonguePunch April 23, 2017

Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 28, 2010

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

Spit Shift

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.

"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"

by Spit Man March 16, 2023

spit target

A guy who is prepared stand in front of another guy and get in his face a load of the other guys spit.

I hang around with a group of lads who spit on me as i am their spit target.

by spittarget May 14, 2010

Spit the hook

Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.

Ann: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Sue: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!

by Kid Pseudo June 10, 2011

Spit Milk

When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.

Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.

Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.

Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.

by CC Creators December 01, 2022