t-speed

A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means.

That guy always moves at t-speed.

by pyro_brownchickenbrowncow January 8, 2011

cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

by dennyg March 21, 2020

speed insurance

What you get when you see a lowered Honda Civic DX fly by going 20 mph faster than you on the freeway. You may conclude that, for the next few minutes, any radar-gun toting cops will be attracted to this beacon of traffic tickets. Not valid over long periods of time, as the Civic may get off on any off ramp.

One cannot use this too much as you yourself might become someone else's speed insurance.

I was driving down I5 when a Corolla and an Accord estate started street racing in front of me, I cruised 10 mph faster for the next 10 minutes thanks to my newfound speed insurance.

Whenever I see an 89 Camero supposedly "burn me" in the carpool lane I sit back and enjoy my speed insurance.

by M8dTyteDrift0r November 24, 2010

Speed Spood

Trevor describing something extremely fast.

Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!

by nazi bitch May 8, 2020

speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017

Speed Virgin

Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.

Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.

by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019

COON SPEED

When someone can run really fast for no reason.

You have Coon Speed bucko!!!

by Master Coonington November 5, 2019