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Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.
Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!
by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021
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mud skates

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?
by Steviep187 November 4, 2023
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skate 4

Skate 4 is the fourth game in the skate-series produced by EA. Skate 4 is still in gaming-heaven, waiting for permission by god, Jesus and the holy spirit to be released. It is one of the most requested games where the developers of the skate-series will not give out any information on this game.
Friend 1: Yo bro, its 2020 why are you still commenting on every single one of EA's instagram post begging them to release skate 4?
Friend 2: Well you see, skate 3 was released in 2010. It was the perfect game. Over the past few years gaming and technology in general have developed in such a state that almost anything is possible. Skate 4 would solve world hunger, war and cancer at the same time. It is necessary if we want our society to develop.
by Jesperaae March 28, 2020
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skate rocks

this means fuck off ( F-off ) plain and simple

this originates from skateboarding world,
it is similar in origin to suck lemons,
you can 'suck lemons' or go suck lemons or you should suck lemons
are all replacable with F-you or F-off or skate rocks
meaning, skateboarding in rocks or gravel is NOT fun,
so,, you can skate rocks, would be a usage from its origin, but now, it is like most F-off/F-you phrases and can stand alone, and not be so grammatically correct
such as, 'people that are cruel, skate rocks and leave me alone;
If you dont like what I say then skate rocks.
by smilesnkisses February 4, 2010
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Skating fingers

When you go skating and the cartilage in your fingers start to harden.
Person 1: Bruh, my fingers feel like they gon explode.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.
by alicepancakes February 10, 2019
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ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.
Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.
by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016
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Skate bird

A masterpiece of a game and should be treated like it
SKATE BIRD IS THE BEST GAME EVER I LITERALLY SPENT MY ENTIRE YEAR PLAYING THIS MASTERPIECE
by Skatebirder April 17, 2022
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