When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.
Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.
by BBDinOC April 6, 2017
Get the couch shopping mug.Christmas shopping that is done at the absolute last minute it can be done while moving at a blistering pace.
It was December 24th at 8pm and Chris suddenly remembered that he hadn't bought most of the Christmas gifts he needed, so Chris went blitzmas-shopping .
by AndyBozac December 27, 2017
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1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine
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1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine
Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.
by darrenxix May 2, 2018
Get the onwine shopping mug.When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.
Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.
by Bearsfan314 January 12, 2018
Get the Widow shopping mug.When yo lady is on all fours and you pick her up by her ankles while you are fucking her from behind. Then your friends paint their dicks yellow and fill her like a shopping cart. For an added special touch you can put a grocery bag over her head.
by BobertYellowBalls November 10, 2018
Get the banana shopping cart mug.Walking around on the street and picking up the discarded items, putting them into a bag and walking home with them.
I walked out of my apartment and up huntington avenue and saw a t-shirt discarded on the sidewalk. I went into a dunkin donuts asked for a bag, and then returned to the t-shirt, picked it up, put it in my plastic bag, and continued walking. I eventually brought it home. I was street-shopping.
by addake December 2, 2018
Get the street-shopping mug.To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.
The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.
by Paul Stompbox December 29, 2018
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