Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.
That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.
by jcustomcue December 6, 2012
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by Bracastyle November 9, 2018
Get the Conch Shitter mug.An insult used to describe a person who has had so much anal sex that they now shit in the shape of a larg gord (i.e. a pumpkin)
“I was minding my own business driving to work when this pumpkin shitter cut me off and made me spill my coffee.”
by Pumpkin shitter January 27, 2019
Get the pumpkin shitter mug.A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"
by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019
Get the Two-Shitter mug.When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.
by Findingchemo July 2, 2019
Get the Bag Shitter mug.Individuals that do not understand a good damn fucking thing about anything in the entire universe. Nothing in this realm of existence have ever or will ever stop them from continuing to understand absolutely fucking nothing. They are so idiotic that their politics are always wrong regardless of which side they're on. They will not enhance anything and will instead die because they forgot the necessary ability to breathe inward.
by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019
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