Shithead Duty

A statement, reprimand, or admonishment handed down to someone lower in the ranks of a work environment, mainly in the service industry or trades, especially in restaurant or bar service. Saying that they have to do the shitty work for the night. This is specially reserved for when the person is reprimanded and is doomed to serve the non-tipping customers for the night.

Nick: Eric, You showed up 20 minutes late for work. You're on shithead duty for the night. Serve table six their bread.

Eric: (Looks at the table of ten black customers) Damn, I'm not making any tips tonight. I'll never show up late to work again.

by Studs Lonigan III September 13, 2023

Your shithole's a puddle

An expression used to compare one person's problems to someone else's.

To make the listener realize he is lucky compared to others.

Your life's a shithole? Well your shithole's a puddle compared to the people starving in Africa every day while you sit at home and get beat by your husband. We both know who has things worse.

by Christopho: the G.I. Joe November 26, 2010

he sheath

A condom

He forgot his he sheath so no sex for him tonight.

by Jakeboy April 21, 2014

beef sheath

1. Your girlfriend

2. A vaginal cavity, in which you place your man sword.

1. I can't do poker night, I'm going to the opera with my beef sheath.

2. Last night I slayed some serious beef sheath.

by Macully Cockin September 6, 2016

Futuristic Shithole

The place where now you're gonna go!!

Hey bruh that's my futuristic Shithole!!

by THE THUNDER BUCKET! November 12, 2017

fortnite shithead

An annoying person who plays Fortnite and is addicted to it.

(Name) is so addicted to Fortnite they're a Fortnite Shithead

by Cloroxx Bleach July 27, 2018

Egocentric Shitheadism

The belief system that human beings have control over the world’s ability to control the stability of the environment by individual or group input.

Energy companies think they have control over the earth due to Egocentric Shitheadism.

by Tealover72 June 7, 2019