After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.
"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"
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dude i just fucking beat that bitch down with the effin' sleeper she was acting like a mega clit rag....
by Walker Texas Ranger December 28, 2005
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He aint gonna give me no sheezer.
I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.
He aint gonna give me no sheezer.
I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.
by J.L.F.G. January 4, 2008
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"A sleeper is an item that has been deliberately hidden, usually because it is hot." Lovejoy, "To Sleep No More," 1987.
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