shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023

Shat Flap

What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls

I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap

by No Neck, No Necking January 25, 2024

shat-bag

i person who acts like a shit bag aka thomp

Thomp is a shat-bag and is mean.

by thedumbblonde December 18, 2022

shat

the kind way of saying sh*t

“mom… i shat in my pants”

by anonymous December 27, 2022

Shat

A consequence from eating taco bell.
or
Disposed of shit; Defecated.

1: I had some really bad taco bell last night.
2: Really?
1: Yes. I shat so hard my house almost collapsed.

by nonexistentturtle January 3, 2023

cat shat in my sink

expression of gratitude, its crazy actually

this drift car is like my cat shat in my sink, its crasy actually

by bringbackthebars2004 December 14, 2023

i shat

supposed to be i shat but not a word until now

i shat

by midgen;-; July 23, 2023