shat

past tense of the word "shit"

"The dog shat on the grass."

by Canned fish May 13, 2022

No Shat Sherlock

*also no shit sherlock
An insult to a person, (usually on the internet). When you call someone this, you are implying that this person is stating something really obvious and so obvious that you're technically calling them stupid.

Obvious Person on the internet: Omg this person is a fikin woman!!
replier 1: no shat sherlock bro
replier 2: grandpa did you lose your glasses again
replier 3: no shit sherlock *skull emoji*
replier 4: *replies to replied 2* lmaooo looks like he did

hey after you read this you probably feel like the word "replier" doesnt feel like a word anymore.
happy recovering ;

by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024

shat my hoop

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.

Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop

by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

shat chatting

Snap chatting while taking a dump

I was shat chatting my buddy while on the throne. I decided to snap chat my buddy a picture of my dump. It was hilarious

by Unclebuck April 6, 2014

Shat trick

Flushing three times during a single pooping session.

I'm not trying to waste water Mom, but after the courtesy flush, the primary disposal, and a leftover floater, I had a shat trick.

by Harrison_Bergeron February 3, 2023

Shat face

Shat face, means sad face with a little shit involved. Someone with a Shit attitude..

My wife woke up with the biggest shat face, she must be sad and mad..

by Deezknutz October 18, 2022

Shat

When you fart, but a little shit comes out too.

Josh shat in his pants

by mighty/giant dong November 24, 2019