Serenity

A stinky little bitch

Shayla was acting like a serenity today

by Goofybalhff August 3, 2022

Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.

To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.

by 36368876 March 13, 2023

Serenity

Serenity is someone who doesnt tell you anything about herself.

You can tell if shes nice or mean so shes very netural

Person 1: Gosh Serenity is so fucking hot.
Person 2: you want her or what?

by boxcollector November 26, 2022

Serenity

Serenity is not only the sweetest but she is loyal. She has the prettiest smile & the prettiest eyes. She’ll make you laugh in a heart beat, she has a hidden talent for being a ridiculous freak & will make you go crazy about her. She’ll never leave your side & puts everyone before her self. She is definitely the one to have in your life !

“Oh who is that?!”
“Oh, that’s Serenity, she’s the best”

by carloverssss March 23, 2023

security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.

Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.

by childishbeat March 25, 2023

security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'

Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?

by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023

Security Nihilist

Characterized by an assertion that each individual control to improve the security of an application is not perfect and can be defeated they are all pointless to attempt to implement

Pat is a Security Nihilist, wouldn't even put a password in an app to access bank accounts.

by leavemealoneidontcareaboutthis June 28, 2023