Secondary School

A form of child abuse characterised by a government funded prisoner exchange that happens twice a day between parents and professional masochists where inmates compete in a series of pointless tasks to see who will be a bigger drain on society in later life. Past gold medalists have been: the girl who got pregnant at 15, that one guy who does way too many drugs to be alive, the dickheads in your electronics class who make it their goal to get the whole class detention and everyone who’s ever been to private school.

Nathan went to secondary school a child and came out a chav

by BritishWarlord February 3, 2022

Secondary school

A school Between Primary school and high school

Grades for 2nd-8th 2nd-9th 3rd-9th 3rd-8th 4th-8th 4th-9th

So elementary school middle school and Junior high school

Look at that Secondary school

by 459395 March 15, 2022

secondary feeling

The feeling after the first.

You will get a secondary feeling, with you here.

by Thegirlnamedcourtneymetzon December 9, 2022

secondary school

A place that we refer to as hell on earth while attending, and then the good old days after graduating.

I studied 6 years in a secondary school.

by hasbullaking December 16, 2024

secondary infertility

When a person or couple has previously conceived (and may have one or more children) but later struggles to conceive again. Unlike primary infertility, this term highlights the frustration of wanting another child after already having had one — brings its own mix of grief, confusion, and social awkwardness (people assume you’ll have more kids easily). Can be medical, age-related, or unexplained; conversations around it often include guilt, pressure, and privacy boundaries.

They were surprised when month after month produced nothing — after their first baby, dealing with secondary infertility felt even harder because everyone expected round two to be easy.

by Emotional Cruiser February 25, 2026

secondary thinker

People who rely on large language models (i.e. ChatGPT) to do almost everything for them, to the point of which they don't think for themselves.

alex: "i asked chatgpt what restaurant i should eat at tonight!"
jono: "alex is a secondary thinker"

by kylorensak47 July 23, 2025

Secondary Baptism

When, while showering, you can smell the horrid stench leaving you

After that secondary baptism I’m never skipping deodorant ever again

by Sp33D King December 4, 2025