Scrutting

The act of a dog rubbing against one's leg to get itself off.

This dog started scrutting my leg so hard, I couldn't get it off (if you'll excuse the pun)

by Cheddaz April 6, 2011

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Scotties

noun.

The lingering stale smoke left in a bong after someone has nearly cleared it.

Are you finished with that? You mind if I hoover up the scotties?

by Shawaddywaddy mk.2 April 25, 2020

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hot scottie

After climaxing in the vagina you then pee in the vagina

Dude I gave that bitch a hot Scottie last night and she loved it

by ader37 April 16, 2015

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When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.

She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas

by S.E.X. Ed November 15, 2011

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Scottish Rite Freemasonry

The specific area of Freemasonry existing in plain sight home to some of the most foul of the dirtiest blood thirsty deviant perverse Satanic demon posessed portals to hell contriving leery eyed old men in white chaffeur caps who happen to have a thing for young blonde haired blue eyed guys, that being said of which are all extremely homosexual and more extremely closeted, home to where some of the most bizarre rituals are conducted whereupon dead bodies are odiously played with and skulls drank from like some raunchy party at Puff Daddy's. A venerable whorehouse of deceit and ogre like men, its generally a good idea to stay far away from the demon portals.

Ah no wonder that guy in Norway snapped and killed all those innocent people, he was with Scottish Rite Freemasonry.

by 666357J753666 August 23, 2011

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