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Scampi Fries

Cheifly British: the fishy odour associated with unwashed genitalia, usually female, although the male member is arguably a closer match to the whiff of a popular packet snack sold in the UK.

Marketers became aware of this lewd association amongst teenagers and produced a viral video depicting a young man inviting his friends to sniff his fingers as 'proof' that he had been intimate with a girl at a party (although the viewer sees that he has simply been tucking into a packet of Scampi Fries). Mmmm, fish.
I reckon licking the fat one out'd be like snogging a sasquatch with a penchant for Scampi Fries.
by Ozwald Spatchcock February 5, 2009
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scampi

Scampi is the plural of scampo, the Italian name for the Norway lobster Nephrops norvegicus, also known by the names "Dublin Bay Prawn" and "Langoustine". The fleshy tail of the Norway lobster is good eating, closer in both taste and texture to lobster and crayfish than prawn or shrimp. In the United Kingdom, the term scampi is used to describe a dish of shelled tail meat, coated in breadcrumbs or batter, deep fried and served with chips. In the Southern Hemisphere, other species of lobster are used instead, such as the New Zealand lobster.

In the USA, the term scampi is used as the name for a dish of shrimp served in Garlic butter.
Oye that scampi is wicked even though FaeLLe never tasted it.
by FaeLLe April 18, 2006
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scoop stoop

stooping to a low level in fear of having no bitches and inviting an acquaintance to a recreational event for the sole purpose of that indivual will bring tons of poon
"dude, all da bitties are outa town so i pulled a scoop stoop to make sure we got sum tatas in da house to mack on"
by prokzi August 9, 2009
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SBOMP

Super Badass of Magnetic Proportions
Someone so badass you feel magnetic pull towards them

*sees someone awesome*
You: SBOMP i've been magnetised to hug you
by yeahsbomp August 12, 2010
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Pamper Scamper

The shuffling walk you do with your pants and underwear around your ankles when you realize you shit yourself and need to locate a good place to escape your soiled predicament
That fart was more than I bargained for, I pulled down my pants to see it indeed was more than fart, it was my lunch, I pamper scampered to the bathroom, removed all my shame and took a shower.
by Levy Gravy January 5, 2011
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Tuna Scoop

Verb - The act of luge starting 2 females simultaneously. Hands start out palms down and then you follow with a vaginal scoop, scooping towards your body. This is also known as the female version of ski poles.
Hey Mandy, I love the way you were tuna scooping those two hot blondes last night!

My hands are really cramped today from all that tuna scooping I was doing last night.

So did the CEO tuna scoop her last night?
by Brown Team August 17, 2011
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Yoink Scoop

A spinoff of "Zoinks Scoobs" - the action of cleaning up scooby doo's shit
*Friend gives me a piece of art that he has worked very hard on* "That art looks horrible" *Throws it out* "Yoink Scoop"
by Fusions D April 2, 2019
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