Schizophile

Someone who is obsessed with schizomaxxing and/or schizoposting.

Friend 1: "Ayeee lmao did you see that schizopost I sent you earlier?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man, tbh it was alright. I'm not a schizophile like you."
Friend 1: "Lol you've got that right!"

by shinymunchlax420 June 18, 2024

Schizo-Wank

Jacking off to a person/character that you’ve made up in your head.

Guy 1: How you doing man?

Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.

Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.

Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.

by AutonomicAutist July 9, 2024

schizoedit

A short high-energy video set to music with many quick cuts, typically taken from movies and popular culture events. 80s synth music and 80s Jennifer Connelly are disproportionately used.

This schizoedit is going to save the world. Absolute Kino.

by dpjanes November 7, 2024

schizobased

When someone is a schizo but they are being themselves. Making them based. i.e wearing a tin foil hat around everyone even around sexual conquests.

Have you seen how schizobased chad is? He is telling that chick JFK didn't get shot, he is saying his head just did that.

by kapistaja November 28, 2024

schizodinger

A slur for schizophrenic people

Viktor was a Schizodinger...sigh...poor fellow

by Dolcio December 13, 2024

schizo dickzo

A person without a penis who imagines/roleplays themself with one, whether jokingly or literally.

Kailey is always threatening to impregnate me. Schizo dickzo moment.

by DashingClasher December 22, 2024

Schizogram

A group of people on instagram that has people who do not believe in basic science.

This group includes pseudo archaeology and flat earthers.

I was doom scrolling for so long I ended up on schizogram.

by Notdougdoug January 4, 2025