green sausage

the male version on a blue waffle

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(

by dontbeadaril June 17, 2012

Ordinary Sausage

dude on YouTube with over 500k subs right now

Guy 1: " Hey Ordinary Sausage uploaded a new video!"
Guy 2: " Who the fuck is Ordinary Sausage?"

by WhoevenusesBing February 24, 2021

sausage fest

when there is a large amount of guys and no chicks...

hmmm.. those chicks just left.. omg its a total sausage fest now

by gdfhdhtkdfgbsdfjngetrdtdfg August 19, 2006

crumbed sausage

Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.

A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(

by teh_sausage October 27, 2009

Sausage Fluffer

One who loves giving blowjobs and/or enjoys the occasional grilled bratwurst.

"Zaphlon sure is s fucking sausage fluffer."

by Mykel Napier December 4, 2005

Sausage Fingers

^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.

"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Sausage Pants

A pair of stretchy, skin-tight, lululemon / athletic pants that make every girl look like they are wearing sausage skin as pants. They also make every girls ass look phenomenal - yes, every girl.

That girl's sausage pants are out of control - you can see every bump in her rump.

by johnson freebone November 30, 2009