Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.

She’s one salty potato.

by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020

salty season

The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.

Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...

by CremeDeLaMeme April 29, 2022

Salty Eel

The act of fucking someone so fucking hard that the condom is lodged between the girls anal valves

Bro I fucked Britney so hard I salty eeled her!

by Jaqwin March 12, 2015

Salty Harmonica

Salty harmonica is when a girl explodes with a thunderous queef while you're eating her out!

Sean was tongue punching Katie's baby box in the back of an EK hatch when she gave him a salty harmonica!

by It's a Seattle band February 14, 2018

Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.

If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"

by Babs lover January 28, 2008

Salty Blyrone

When six of your guy friends all get together to complete one hand job.

Hey guys, Steve has been working really hard and seems stressed out. How about the 6 of us all chip in and give him a

Salty Blyrone!

by the gentleman April 5, 2021

salty handjob

actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation

Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK

by what is the LD50 of memes April 8, 2017