awkward salmon 

A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat.

Grandma: Everyone's a lesbian in college, even I was.

Granddaughter: Uh...awkward salmon.

awkward salmon by vivelabookworm December 30, 2010

smoked salmon 

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

smoked salmon by JustineBakker July 7, 2008

rusty salmon 

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.

After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.

rusty salmon by Nick Millar April 27, 2006

catching salmon with his hands 

When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.

Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.

catching salmon with his hands by brokeback677 January 22, 2014

Man salmon 

When a dude wears a pink shirt

"Scott loves the Man Salmon, Mel not so much"

Man salmon by G Girl xoxo November 14, 2015

Sex salmon 

A term applied to a partner that gets a girl so wet that he must swim upstream between her thighs before pleasing her.

Hey, you know that kid named Brad? I heard from Britney that he is a total sex salmon.

Sex salmon by Drtrantheman123 May 13, 2016

toilet salmon 

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.

Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."

toilet salmon by Fractious1 November 26, 2017