Boy 1: hey see that girl
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.
by Thats a yikes from me May 11, 2019
Get the texas aunt sallymug. Sad Sally: (noun)
The stage name of a model in an adult magazine who's tagline was:
'Spank me you horny bastards...'
Also the name of a band named after said nude whore.
The stage name of a model in an adult magazine who's tagline was:
'Spank me you horny bastards...'
Also the name of a band named after said nude whore.
Person 1: Hey man did you see Sad Sally in the latest Newcummers mag?
Person 2: Yeah she totally looked h0t!!!111eleven
OR
Person 1: Hey man you going to the club to see Sad Sally tonight?
Person 2: What you mean the whore??? Sure thang!
Person 1: No... The band numbnuts!
Person 2: Yeah she totally looked h0t!!!111eleven
OR
Person 1: Hey man you going to the club to see Sad Sally tonight?
Person 2: What you mean the whore??? Sure thang!
Person 1: No... The band numbnuts!
by Stig O'Hara June 19, 2009
Get the Sad Sallymug. Similar to Murphy’s Law, however in this case whenever something can go wrong and will it’s to someone named Sally and is always at the worst time.
Person#1 “Sally just spilled a whole tray of drinks on her table.”
Person#2 “Sounds like Sally’s Law to me.”
Person#2 “Sounds like Sally’s Law to me.”
by BigChase1987 June 3, 2018
Get the Sally’s Lawmug. 1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
editor: "I had to reject My girlfriend Sally due to the editorial guidline of no violent sex acts."
submittor: "argh! rejection!"
submittor: "argh! rejection!"
by tehflip March 19, 2008
Get the My girlfriend Sallymug. by yamamamon January 7, 2012
Get the bald headed sallymug. david: "Want to hangout with the crew tonight?"
jeff: "Not if you want to party and drink..."
david: "Alright Sally Straight Edge, fuck you"
jeff: "Not if you want to party and drink..."
david: "Alright Sally Straight Edge, fuck you"
by tgod911xo January 25, 2011
Get the sally straight edgemug. Annoying, trivial and unnecessary (let's face it we've been far too harsh on mickey mouse this whole time).
by fletcher dextrous October 11, 2003
Get the sally jessy raphaelmug.