Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
by shrek man May 5, 2021
Get the the shrek scriptmug. When you put your hands in your pants as if you were digging for treasure, then you itch your balls and slide your hands between your Gooch, and when you take your hands out they are sweaty, sticky, and smelly from the Vietnam war zone they've just been in.
James has hella "Shrek Hands".
Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.
James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.
James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.
by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 15, 2018
Get the Shrek Handsmug. by DaDragonSlayor September 1, 2018
Get the Shrek lengthmug. To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.
“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”
by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021
Get the Shrek’s Swampmug. A Overwatch slang term. To define a team getting destroyed by the enemy team and has no chance of winning
by Austria19 February 4, 2021
Get the Shrek Stompmug. A combination of Shrek and Trump that makes girls Squirm. Donald Shrek was made when Obama removed his haemorrhoid. Donald Shrek's final form is Shrumpett.
by LividPlanets November 24, 2018
Get the Donald Shrekmug. by mikwoo42069 April 25, 2020
Get the Shrek’s Pubesmug.